Top 10 Xtra Thick Girl Problems



1.  I’m looking forward to not feeling like I need an oxygen tank every time that I climb the stairs.


 


2.   I can’t wait for my stomach to stop sticking out of my shirt like a bowling ball, and being congratulated on my pending bundle of joy when I haven’t been pregnant  for several years. 


3.  It’s going to be so great not feeling like I need a forklift to help me get out of the car.


 


4.  I’m exciting for when I don’t have  to try on 10 different outfits each time that I get dressed, because I don’t know which one is going to make me look like I’m not busting out of the seams.


 


5.  I can’t wait for getting dressed to not feel like  a wrestling match with myself, although on a positive note I can also count that towards my cardio for the day.


 


6.   I’ll be ecstatic for it not to sound like a broom sweeping the floor every time that I walk, because of my thighs rubbing together.


 


7.  I’m also looking forward to flying without feeling like a balloon that is about to burst,  whenever I have to force that itty bitty seatbelt across my waist in those tiny little seats. 


 



8.  It will be wonderful to not have to buy a new scale, whenever the ones that I have keep showing my weight going in the wrong direction when I know that I’ve been working out everyday.


 


9.   I’m really looking forward to the excess skin on my arms not jiggling like Jell-O whenever they move, and my arms are still waving 10 minutes after I stopped.


 


10. Lastly I can’t wait until I can walk without someone asking who's popping popcorn because my  knees sound like Snap, Crackle, and Pop!





As I continue my journey to Praise Away Pounds, I look forward to these being a thing of the past.

Comments

  1. I Believe in you Tish! You can do whatever you set your mind to do. It's time for Us to Let Go of Every WEIGHT, that Hinders Us!!

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